Table of Contents:
- James Bond once worked for the EPA
- Torture and the Taliban
- So much for EPA oversight. John Beale, EPA's bizarre James Bond, claimed to be a CIA agent for 13 years — and almost got away with it.
It’s a tale of fraud too ridiculous to make up: John Beale, an EPA senior policy advisor and purported climate change expert, claimed to moonlight as a CIA spook for 13 years and EPA's top officials believed the cloak-and-dagger story to the tune of $1 million.
John Beale, at one time EPA’s highest paid employee, managed to hoodwink EPA’s highest staff by simply strolling into work one day, claiming to work on the sly for the CIA, and then coming and going as he pleased, eyebrow cocked and trench coat collar to the wind. Beale doled out huge doses of credulity to EPA Administrator Gina McCarthy and her staff, and they swallowed the entire fairy tale, never questioning his daring cover stories or challenging his expense reports.
Beale lost his shine in February 2013, when his actions were finally presented to the Office of Inspector General, which called the Beale saga an “egregious and almost unbelievable case.”
From 1989 to 2013, Beale worked as an advisor in EPA’s Office of Air and Radiation (OAR). The Wall Street Journal describes OAR: “It is the most powerful office within one of Washington’s most powerful agencies, given the costs it can impose on American business and consumers.”
Beale began his fantasy CIA agent stint in approximately 1994, floating his not-so-secret claims around EPA and layering the façade until 2001, when he gave his lies muscle by telling OAR Director Jeff Holmstead about his CIA role. Beale’s show of moxie worked and when Holmstead didn’t challenge or check the story, Beale the CIA spook was emboldened — and unleashed.
Beale soon had approval to be on CIA leave at least one day per week. No questions asked; no answers given. He also claimed that due to service in the Vietnam War (not true), he’d contracted malaria (again, not true) and received a reserved parking slot that cost $8,000 over three years. (Not to mention flying first-class on trips: Beale told management that coach class bothered an old back injury — no worries, EPA gave full first-class approval.) In addition, Beale was inexplicably raking in retention bonuses each year — all rubber-stamped by EPA officials, and at one point, Beale was EPA’s highest paid employee.
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When an EPA office assistant dared to ask basic questions about Beale, she hit a wall. From the Washington Free Beacon: “… the only person to question his extended absences and travel expenses was an executive assistant in 2001, who was told by her supervisors to ignore it because Beale was a CIA man.”
There was no oversight of Beale’s actions and it appears EPA was willing to believe any story and pay any receipt related to Beale. By 2005, he was growing bolder and his fantasy getting bigger. Again, from the Beacon: “Beale accrued $57,235 in travel expenses for five trips to the Los Angeles area to visit family. Beale told EPA he was in Boston and Seattle. EPA staff never compared his travel vouchers with hotel receipts that showed him in Bakersfield. In another instance, he expensed a $14,000 first-class ticket to London and a more than $1,000-a-night hotel.”